unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

(via mylifeisbr0)

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

(via lambgyro)

officialwhitegirls:

when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them

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Lmao reminds me of a kid from poly

(via lambgyro)

detainable:

me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*

(Source: responds, via praying)